- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

VAGINA.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A man walked into a bar owch

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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