- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

whats black and white? a zebra

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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