You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Cows are land manatees.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

thumb_up thumb_down +18

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops