- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Obamacare

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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