- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Cows are land manatees.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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