- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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