James Patrick Campbell

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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