- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

what's black and can't swim?

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