Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Samraj.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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eden stop

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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