- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

where's mom I killed her

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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