White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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