- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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