What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

What do vampires cross the sea in?

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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