- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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