- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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