Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats black and gay? Obama

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

so how about that irline food

like if your cool

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Justin Bieber

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

are you saying pam, or pan?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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