- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Black people

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

How would you rule?

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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