What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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PEANIS!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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