- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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