Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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