Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

My penis is big... not.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

just in time?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Yock

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Women's Rights Movement

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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