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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's circular and round A circle

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Church.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Why was the gay guy sad?

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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