What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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My parents died!

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

The WNBA.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

bryden is a faggot

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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