What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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