What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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