- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

fish fishy caoimhin

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

I regret everything.....

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

a person who will soon die of beeties

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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