- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

I'm Batman.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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