- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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