- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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