- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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