- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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