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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Punching a baby

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man