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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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