What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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