What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Women's Rights Movement

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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