- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Christianity

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Hey, Max!!

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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