what did the farmer do? plant

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Anti Joke

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