Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

216-409-7176 Call me.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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