- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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