- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

what has genitial warts? me

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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