- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

My Nan, that is all.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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