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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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