knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Nickleback.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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