What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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