- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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