- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Your face

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

My dad

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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