How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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what has genitial warts? me

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Anti Joke

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