A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

What's red, blue & green all over?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

black people are white when i use night gogles

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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