Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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to get to the other side.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Anti Joke

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