- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

I have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

A blonde walked into a bar.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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