A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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