10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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