Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Jake. Walsh.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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