- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's half of 8? o

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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