- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Harry Chappell raped someone

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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