So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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