why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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No

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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