What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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the WNBA

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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