-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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andrew wagner

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Black...

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Anti Joke

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