Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Your face is hilarious.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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