- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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