What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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This statement is false.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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