- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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