Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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British Dentistry

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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MAKE

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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