- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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