What you reading? reading?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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shut up kobe!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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