- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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