69.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

smell the vitamin C

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

I am a joke. I am funny.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Face...the other white meat!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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