Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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everyone dislike this

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Anti Joke

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