Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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I'm sn otter

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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your moms my other ride

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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haha Otarts was here

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Anti Joke

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