your social life.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Oh s***

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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