- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

drugs.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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