What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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tims sty:)

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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