- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

guest what i love pancakes

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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