A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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