- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and sticky semen

What moos like a cow? Another cow

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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