- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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