Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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