Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Chinese men having large penis.

Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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