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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why do I hate food? I don't.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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