Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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purple pickles

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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my mind's eye?

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Apple juice.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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