- Anti Joke

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.