- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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