What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A blonde boards a plane and sits in first class. Another passenger sees the blonde in his seat and tells her she's in the wrong seat. "I'm not moving!" says the blonde. The passenger calls over the flight attendant. "Ma'am, you're supposed to be seated in economy class," says the flight attendant. "Please come with me." "No! I'm not moving!" The flight attendant informs the pilot. The pilot comes out, whispers in the blonde's ear, and then the two have wild sex, right in the open. Oh my God, you should have been there. She had the most incredible rack ever!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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