- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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