Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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