A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Jake. Walsh.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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How high is a Chinaman

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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