What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Yock

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

neil patrick harris

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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