Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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