- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a christmas tree.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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