- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Knock, Knock ...

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

why did matt die? He had cancer

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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