Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

An Asian man fails a math test

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

John Stamos.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops