What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

everybody loves raymond

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

have you ever had african food? neither have they

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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