- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

A French man gets into a fight

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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