A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Your text.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Anti Joke

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