Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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tims sty:)

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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