I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

soccer

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Women's Rights.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

learn. advance!

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

30cm = 0,3meters

Roses come in a variety of colors.

Anti Joke

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