- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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