A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

kesha is a virgin.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

darude- sandstorm

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

People Eating Tasty Animals

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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