Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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GADZOOKS!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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