- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Hey, Max!!

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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