What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

H o m o comes out as homo

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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