A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

asdf

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

I'm Batman.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Womans baksetball...

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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