What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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weston cage

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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