What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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womens rights

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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