Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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How old is your mom Dead

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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shut up kobe!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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drugs.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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