- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why was the woman?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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