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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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