- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

The WNBA.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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