- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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