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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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