Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

YOLO

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

taking out the trash... at night

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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