- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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