What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Agent 47.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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