- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Anthony sucks

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

I can count to potato.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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