- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

i'm hard

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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