- Anti Joke

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!