- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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