A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Potato!

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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