- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Luke Hardie is G@Y

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