- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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all jokes aside...

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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