Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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