- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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