Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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