Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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anal seepage

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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