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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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Darude- Sandstorm

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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