- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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