What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Anti Joke

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