look under under where under under where. under the couch

everybody loves raymond

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

a pornstar comes early to a party

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

a jew walks out of a furnace

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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