- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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