what is a chicken answer: chicken

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Your text.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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This joke is funny

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What do I hate? people

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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