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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

This is funny.

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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