- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

The WNBA

I killed someone on minecraft.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

guess what what that wasnt it

Justin Bieber hits puberty

what's red and horny a red unicorn

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Wanker

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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