- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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