And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

The jets are a good team..

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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