2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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