- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

the bible

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

sure!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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