Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Y

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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... Chan chan

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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