what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the fish say after he

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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