What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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