- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

I am a joke. I am funny.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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