Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A black student graduated High School

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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