Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did the dog die? He was old

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Please? No.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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