Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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