- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

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