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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Rick santorum

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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