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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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