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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

eden stop

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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