Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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