- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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